stan livedeath

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  If Jesus had to choose his earthly organisation NOW, who would win?

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  2. beliefs

  we all know that the society claims that jesus invisibly chose the bible students (forerunners of jw) in 1919 to be his organization here on earth.. yet, as we know, so much of what they then taught and did was wrong according to current teaching and practice.. the reply witnesses will give is something like "they were the most sincere seekers of truth blah blah...and jesus could see their potential".

  so, pretend for a moment that the current organization and the 1919 organization were both in concurrent existence at the time he invisibly came to choose.... which would he choose?

  the current or former?.

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  stan livedeath

  And he wore a dress

  
  

  ha ha ha--brilliant.
  
  
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  Im "Going To Die In Armageddon"

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  3 missed calls from my jw brother last night.

  i didnt answer because he's actively shunning me and when he does ring it always to preach to me about how we're so close to the end and how i should "humble myself before the mighty hand of god" .

  he then texts me saying "we need to talk".

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  if i were in your shoes,-- PE--i would simply text them saying you want no further contact from them until they wake up and free themselves from such a destructive hateful cult.
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  Best Website in the world - JWORG

  by TheWonderofYou in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jw believe that jworg is the best website and most translated in the world.. i heard this today in streetservice.

  there was already a thread about this subject.

  anybody can link it?.

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  stan livedeath

  the Welsh are simply the Irish who couldnt swim when the Romans invaded.

  the few Welsh people who do speak Welsh are also fluent in the English language.

  all the road and rail signs in Welsh are just to appease their national vanity.
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  What Was/Is The Dumbest JW Belief?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i think the finished mystery book probably contains the stupidest beliefs ever recorded!

  almost any prophecy publication but especially anything to do with revelation, is unbelievable!

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  stan livedeath

  What Was/Is The Dumbest JW Belief?

  jehovah ?
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  Which Watchtower publications did you keep?

  by Schnufti in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i'm currently cleaning up our bookcase and need to decide what goes into the trash.

  i'll keep the watchtower books that are not available online anymore (e.g.

  the brown "reasoning" book).

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  stan livedeath

  none whatsoever. i wont even have any bible in the house.

  when i cleaned out my fathers house--all his 60 years of watchtower rubbish went to the tip.
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  Guys ... Be honest here ... Do you ever Pee in the bathroom sink

  by RubaDub in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last month i got caught by my wife after a late night out with her (and some drinks).

  i guess i am evil.. just wondering if anyone else has had this misfortune.. rub a dub.

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  stan livedeath

  i knew a couple--many years ago---on their honemoon---he gets up in the hotel bedroom--middle of the night---gropes around in the dark feeling for the wash basin......thinks hes found it--pees in it--gets back to bed..

  next morning his new wife finds her open vanity case is all wet inside.

  true--not made up.
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  Anyone Heard Any Good DEMON Stories Lately?

  by Cold Steel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i saw this recent account on youtube recently and wondered if anyone had any good spook stories?

  haunted books?

  ouija boards?

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  stan livedeath

  leaving aside all the demunz, bogey men and evil spirit rubbish....the real issue is filling childrens minds with the stuff--its just another form of child abuse.

  i grew up with stories relayed by easily influenced dubs--including my own parents. it got to the point i was afraid of the dark--a pre-teen kid terrified of everything and anything.

  fortunately--when i discarded jehovah and his watchtower gang,--- in my early 20's...the fear of demons went away too.

  a few years later i overheard my bat-shit crazy born-in mother in law ( the sort that would have eaten a rutherford turd in a bread roll )---telling my kids about demons. i hit the roof. gave her a real evil spirit to be frightened of.
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  Would You EVER Go Back To Being A Jehovah's Witness?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i could never understand why some people who know the truth about the "truth" ever go back.

  once you understand all the hypocrisy and negatives, i would think it's almost impossible to go back!.

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  stan livedeath

  if the price is right...
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  Would This Be Adultery?

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i just happened to read a news article from some months ago about doctors having performed a successful penis transplant.

  the recipient lost his due to cancer, and doctors expect him to gain full use of his "new" penis, including sexual activities.

  considering some of the more goofy interpretations of doctrine that the gooberning body trots out that the rank and file must obey under penalty of shunning i wonder if a man had this surgery, would he and or his wife be df'd for adultery?

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  stan livedeath

  when i die i think i will leave my willy in my will. its been a good friend to me--and could well be of use to someone else.
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  Guys ... Be honest here ... Do you ever Pee in the bathroom sink

  by RubaDub in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last month i got caught by my wife after a late night out with her (and some drinks).

  i guess i am evil.. just wondering if anyone else has had this misfortune.. rub a dub.

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  stan livedeath

  i draw a line at taking a dump in the bathtub. especially at a friends house.